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Lab Rat Elysium
Brattleboro "Guzzla" Schrinton
#4
Blitzer
MA
7
ST
4
AG
3
AV
8
R
0
B
308
P
4
F
0
G
45
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
25
Td
0
Mvp
7
GPP
85
XPP
0
SPP
85
Injuries
d, m
Skills
Block
+ST
Break Tackle
Guard
Mighty Blow
Tackle
GEN-8 player of Lab Rat Elysium
WTR End of s85
LXXXIII All Star
Heads turned this season when Brattleboro "Guzzla" Schrinton was awarded an All-Star scroll, and not just because people were confused about the presence of an enormous rat. This was a rat with muscles so big you wonder what the Elysium coach was feeding him, and while Guzzla, lacking the sharpened talons that made a blitzer like the lamented Salamoneous so feared, hasn't been a massive contributor to the Death Watch, he did put a dent in the career of Takharth Stoneheart by smashing his knee. Recovering, Stoneheart sent his best wishes to congratulate Schrinton, saying he'd "see him in the season after next", whatever that means.
WTR End of s85
Heads turned this season when Brattleboro "Guzzla" Schrinton was awarded an All-Star scroll, and not just because people were confused about the presence of an enormous rat. This was a rat with muscles so big you wonder what the Elysium coach was feeding him, and while Guzzla, lacking the sharpened talons that made a blitzer like the lamented Salamoneous so feared, hasn't been a massive contributor to the Death Watch, he did put a dent in the career of Takharth Stoneheart by smashing his knee. Recovering, Stoneheart sent his best wishes to congratulate Schrinton, saying he'd "see him in the season after next", whatever that means.
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2019-11-13
-
-
-
-
1
5
2020-04-17
-
-
-
-
1
5
2020-05-01
-
-
-
1
-
2
2020-05-15
-
-
-
-
1
5
2020-06-14
-
-
-
1
-
2
2020-06-26
-
-
-
-
1
5
2020-07-13
-
-
-
1
-
2
2020-08-19
-
-
-
-
1
5
2020-08-29
-
-
-
2
1
9
2020-09-09
-
-
-
1
1
7
2020-09-22
-
-
-
1
-
2
2020-10-03
-
-
-
2
-
4
2020-11-16
-
-
-
1
-
2
2020-11-18
-
-
-
1
-
2
2020-12-07
-
-
-
2
-
4
2021-01-17
-
-
-
2
-
4
2021-02-01
-
-
-
3
-
6
2021-02-08
-
-
-
1
-
2
2021-02-28
-
-
-
1
-
2
2021-05-02
-
-
-
1
-
2
2021-05-08
-
-
-
4
-
8